All You Can Eat

‎"You go home now, fatboy! You been here four hour! You frighten my wife! You eat more than killer whale! Sign say 'All you can eat' not 'You eat all'!" Thanks to Donna and Jerry.

Happy Together

Sean, "wow, Mom got a little sloshed.". Mike, "yeah, she was a little happy tonight."

STOP WORRYING

You can stop worrying, she doesn't have cancer!

OUR DRINKS

Always look forward to this. Like two peas in a pod.

DEAR SANTA

Dear Santa, I know it is a little early, but I would like a lot for Christmas! I just want the person reading this to feel a little sorry for me. Remember Friends are like fruitcake - full of nuts, some soaked in alcohol(my favorite), sweets, mix them together and you just have a big heavy ole gooey mess of crap. Anyway, friends are overrated. Everybody will be talking about what they want, but HERE IS WHAT I WANT. The sick, to JUST GET OVER IT. Kids without families, SUCK IT UP. People without food, YOU'RE SKINNY-DON'T COMPLAIN. People without shelter and warmth, GO TO HAWAII. Peace and Love, BE A HIPPY. I have a feeling almost no one will will repost this! WHAT! WHAAAT! WHAAAAAT! YOU NO GOT ONE SENSE OF HUMOR?

MELANCHOLIA

Melancholia hangs in the sky above Hawaii signaling deep sadness or gloom. Thanks to Almost Art for the this great pic. I miss the beach. Just saying.