Songs on Friday

"The River Man"

Golf

I've been thinking I should take up golf. This looks like it's up my alley. Golf lessons.

Walk da board

Showing off on the River!

Why?

STUPID IDIOT!

What's with the Schlecks?

The Schlecks are so frustrating. I was a big fan because I thought they were clean and had a lot of natural talent, yet it seems they are doomed.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Are you an angry man?

Are you envious?  Do you get envious?

I have a competition in me.

I want no one else to succeed.

I hate most people.

There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

(Really, try not to read too much into this!)

            I AM A FALSE PROPHET.  GOD IS A SUPERSTION.

DRAINAGE! DRAINAGE, ELI!  DRAINED DRY, YOU BOY.

If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches  ACCCCRRRROSSSSSSS the room starts to drink your milkshake:

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!  I DRINK IT UP.

Parallel Parking

I should be able to do this. I'm Chinese, you know.