Slum Lord

Received a letter from We Buy Houses Oahu.  They pay cash.
It seems I am a Slum Lord!  Looking to help us poor fools.

Ouch!

WTF

PAINFUL MORNING

This place is packed.  I can't believe that many old people are here!  Oh, wait a minute.  It seems to be filled with free loaders trying to make claims.  I guess I better stick to online application.

What the hell!  Everybody has to park in front of my house because it's shadiest spot.  

Can't catch a break.

My Newest Tune: "Old Man Surfing"

Media Layoffs

Social Media Explained

Product Developement

You can barely tell the difference.

The Cost of Inventing.

Casualty of another of my inventions.  Over the years I have saved somewhere around a Hundred Dollars on my inventions.  Although I've spent somewhere around Eight Hundred Dollars on replacement Heart Rate Monitor Cycling Computers.  

Just Saying.

EXACTLY!

You articulated it to a tee!  Ouch.  Life standing still, yet moving forward.