Welcome to my Despair. It could be that the purpose of my life is only to serve as a warning to others.
DOVE'S WORLD
"Hey, what's that?"
"I call it ART."
"I am the FIRST ARTIST."
"My kid can do better than THAT. I am the FIRST ART CRITIC."
"How much do you want for it? I am the FIRST ART COLLECTOR."
"Tell me all about your work and yourself. I am the FIRST ART HISTORIAN."
Make the animal face the other way. I'm the FIRST ART DIRECTOR."
I don't know anything about art, but I know what I like. I am the FIRST HUMAN TO MAKE THAT STATEMENT."
I should'a said I'm the first interior decorator!